the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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