Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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