i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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