It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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