I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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