i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
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I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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