I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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