We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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