That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Just pee around me
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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