So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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