How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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