Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
