Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
The power of my boobs compel you
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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