goodnight i made you a song goodbye
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We don't watch enough power rangers
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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