It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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