Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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