If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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