she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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