How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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