carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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