She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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