Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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