True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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