I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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