i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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