just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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