if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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