Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
It's just like the Real World with babies
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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