let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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