She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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