Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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