does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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