I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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