Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
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go home
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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