I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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