i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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