my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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