not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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