I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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