I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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