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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?

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  WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up

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• (352): View more from Florida

  This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.

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