Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?