Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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