You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.