this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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