Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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