I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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