some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
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Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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