Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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