Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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