They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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