Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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