just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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How's work?
Spinning.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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