My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
