I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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