but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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