6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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