he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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